Everything Wrong With The Hitman's Bodyguard In 17 Minutes Or Less
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the Hitman's Bodyguard is a movie that you can enjoy. We won't stop you. The two leads are charming and have good chemistry. But the plot is a mess. And it has lots of sins!
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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  • Mr Roddy
    Mr Roddy

    3:24 Did they get manual land rovers?

  • Matthew Hegarty
    Matthew Hegarty

    What’s funny is that one of those shots before they got on the M6 motorway when leaving Manchester was actually Elephant & Castle in fucking London! I’d recognise it anywhere then suddenly they’re in Manchester again! Fuck sake man 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • Ginjiro Kage-Oshi
    Ginjiro Kage-Oshi

    Long story short: It's a good movie. Check it out

  • Paul Finlinson
    Paul Finlinson

    I'm sorry but you just cant sin a fucking helicopter cap because you had a bad experience man!

  • Froshow 2030
    Froshow 2030

    YOU KIDDING ME!!!! ” well that is mighty white of you.” DESERVES TEN SINS OFF. How dare you skip over it😐🤬

  • nazim seddiki
    nazim seddiki

    Let’s be honest the titty scale was funny

  • Jiminy Grillo
    Jiminy Grillo

    Eyewitness testimony is actually dismissable within court

  • P ROB
    P ROB

    The reason the bad guys don't kill the good guys is because the movie would be FUCKING OVER.. DUH 🤪

  • Daniel Thomas
    Daniel Thomas

    6:18 - 6:19 *expositing. *Ching!*

  • Xray
    Xray

    From where I see it, this movie has none 😎

  • SHADOW 最高
    SHADOW 最高

    Jokes on you suckers. You cant sin the Reynolds. If not for Snakes on a Plane Sam Jackson would have the same power...

  • JamesGT
    JamesGT

    3:22 vehicular cinema sin, the MK4 Vauxhall (Opal) Astra was produced between 1998 - 2004 so would not have a number plate with 06 being as they were for cars registered between March 1st and August 31st 2006. And I'm not willing to accept that any dealership hung into a basic white model for two whole years before selling it as a new model.

  • Jim Heeren
    Jim Heeren

    I don't know why the Dutch police is so iffy about their uniforms, because it was really distracting to see all those fake uniforms and werid police cars. And don't get me wrong Iiked the scenes in Amsterdam, since I live there. But I want to know who decided to film the scenes in the Hague in Sophia, Bulgaria. The two cities look nothing and I mean nothing alike

  • p blogger
    p blogger

    Such a bad movie

  • Xbxb Đhfh
    Xbxb Đhfh

    Ya Allah ampunilah dosa kami semua yang setuju like

  • Korben Cook
    Korben Cook

    You forgot to mention how this is clearly a car commercial for the entire runtime!! That Ford just kept on trucking. And so. many. BMWs...

  • Nxbx Bshdhd
    Nxbx Bshdhd

    Yang pilih allah like.

  • gaymer
    gaymer

    Another sin: those police cars aren't even close on how an actual dutch police car looks like.

  • Saharshh
    Saharshh

    Man from UNCLE pleaseeeee

  • Xbxb Đhfh
    Xbxb Đhfh

    if you want God to forgive you dont commet here just go to the church and pray

  • Benjamin C
    Benjamin C

    how did the seat belt make it through the handcuffs ? that should have been a sin

  • Nxxb Idbxb
    Nxxb Idbxb

    1:02c

  • PyrozPlayground
    PyrozPlayground

    I laughed waaay too hard at the propeller hat bit. 😂🤣

  • casesys
    casesys

    +1000 sins for Agent Roussell has only 5 minutes of screen time in the movie.

  • Del Primo
    Del Primo

    This is was Nick Fury was doing while waiting for Peter to show up

  • Matt Wielenberg
    Matt Wielenberg

    You should make a video called everything wrong with Cinema Sins

  • Sonic the Hedgeteacher
    Sonic the Hedgeteacher

    They forgot to make Europe look depressed like they do with Russia. When you see Russia in American movies, you would think they still live in 1945 when everything was black and white. I mean they made some progress with color grading when it comes to showing Russia, now not every citizen in Russia is colorblind, some of them can see different shades of green too.

  • Chilled ReCoded
    Chilled ReCoded

    We wouldn't need subtitles for locations if people learned basic geography.

  • Joseph Hodges
    Joseph Hodges

    Sorry, there is no Code 7 in the military. I think what you meant to say is that in Law Enforcement 10-7 means out of service completely and not just for lunch. I believe lunch would be a 10-7B

  • Aspect Studios
    Aspect Studios

    Deadpool and Fury

  • KGU_K C Dixon
    KGU_K C Dixon

    How is " Samuel jackson would be great at CinemaSins" a sin but ok

  • Devin Clark
    Devin Clark

    Love reading these comments lol everyone gotta argue I like the movie and cinema sins let’s just enjoy both y’all

  • Jiac Deleo
    Jiac Deleo

    Should do Guns Akimbo next! 😁😁

  • Bilal Ahmed
    Bilal Ahmed

    kincaid: 300m shot through a c cup window. His binoculars suggest It's 800M so thats a 500M difference. Another sin

  • Captain Autismo
    Captain Autismo

    oooooh! A new intro! *I like it.*

  • golden stunter
    golden stunter

    i swear to god its always over a min longer

  • ChuChu GBino
    ChuChu GBino

    update...did not finish this video

  • ChuChu GBino
    ChuChu GBino

    i saw this under recommend to watch 2days ago and decided to watch the movie first SPOILER AAA+ MOVIE, now im back here to watch this all the way through before i comment ...yes i know im 3-4 yrs late but im not the only one

  • Bradders -
    Bradders -

    You can actually drive from the UK to netherlands, funny enough, Europe is arguably more connected transport wise than the US is to itself.

  • Ariel
    Ariel

    Im surprised you know who Iko Uwais is ngl

  • Travis Coombe
    Travis Coombe

    I really wanted him to mention the guy on fire at the end

  • FA QUU!
    FA QUU!

    House of 1000 corpses, devils rejects & 3 from hell!!!!!!

  • Allen Osborn
    Allen Osborn

    I forgot this movie even existed. It was so meh I completely forgot it.

  • Alex JD
    Alex JD

    How you gonna give a sin for propeller hats😩

  • CRS 7
    CRS 7

    Eye witnesses maybe enough in America but in Den Haag where the biggest cases in the world are handled you can’t be found guilty for war crimes just by some eye witnesses

  • Terry Jones
    Terry Jones

    "How does he get hired to kill him that many times?" Maybe its an open hit for his death. IF the agreement never ends than whoever kills him gets the $$$$.

  • Trey Cranson
    Trey Cranson

    For this one 18 min video, I'm fairly certain I had to watch 30 min of advertisements

  • HaxMastr
    HaxMastr

    ive been waiting for this video for years. THANK YOU CINEMASINS cant wait to see my favorite movie get massacred

  • The Rhinestone
    The Rhinestone

    Anyone else get hit with FOUR ads and not even done with the video yet???

  • Flynt Coal
    Flynt Coal

    This format really doesn't work with movies not meant to be taken seriously, and you missed the TERRIBLE CGI in the boat chase

  • C. C.
    C. C.

    Saying clog like that is not racist. 🙄 Half the time you say something is racist..its not...

  • Manuel Barsallo
    Manuel Barsallo

    10:40 you missed the guy in the wolverine jacket in the background.

  • Almost Alucard
    Almost Alucard

    I only just noticed, but the guy who plays the Interpol mole looks quite like Bobby Kotick... so yeah I suppose he was born to play villains

  • Wicked
    Wicked

    One of the worst movies I’ve seen.

  • Sturm
    Sturm

    I hope Brad Paisley is the mayor of Peytonville... and that Paytonville gets nuked.

  • Elle Bryant
    Elle Bryant

    I loved this ❤️ movie. It's actually FUNNY. UNLIKE MOST COMEDY'S.

  • Aston Does Stuff
    Aston Does Stuff

    Can you do EWW mean girls

  • Mr. Psycho
    Mr. Psycho

    do project power

  • advaith jobby
    advaith jobby

    wait a minute wasnt the car falling in the water the same reinactment as the meme of it

  • Onyinyechi Nwachukwu
    Onyinyechi Nwachukwu

    Is the fact that the music cue is the EXACT SAME in almost every clip a purposeful joke or one of those accidental gems? I'm certain I recognize it from an early 2000s movie like Ecks vs Sever? 🤷🏾‍♀️ It bordered on parody at a point... 🤣🤣🤣

  • Sankar kdk
    Sankar kdk

    Punda mavane... war of the world epada pannuva

  • OriginalDarkMew
    OriginalDarkMew

    He took off a sin for Rynalds performance. I'm happy.

  • Andrew Rooks
    Andrew Rooks

    Correction Dutch is ethnicity not race

  • galihindra
    galihindra

    "Much like my college girlfriend, those mountans are obviously fabricated" Damn thats fire.

  • Jakob Bauz
    Jakob Bauz

    Piece of crap movie.

  • henryvolt35
    henryvolt35

    The appeal of this movie and the reason why I saw it in theaters was pretty much just to see a movie where Samual Jackson and Ryan Reynolds bounce off each other and I wasn't disappointed there. Other than that the movie itself was pretty generic as far as buddy buddy action comedies go.

  • kili sloe
    kili sloe

    3:38 they say this 3:40 he gets shot

  • Marshmallow fluff Monster
    Marshmallow fluff Monster

    For anyone who cares, eyewitness testimony can't be used as primary forms of evidence, it can only be used to back up some evidence undisclosed to the witnesses, this is incase your memory is edited because of what that evidence is, or if your memory is just wrong, which a huge amount of the time, it is.

  • Da Rokk
    Da Rokk

    I love laurence fishburne..

  • Marťa
    Marťa

    3:27 yea that's not how manual cars work

  • Malaama John Wachi
    Malaama John Wachi

    Boooo!.....This movie was funny and entertaining. The chemistry between Reynods and Jackson is fantastic. Samuel L. mafuckin' Jackson wrote and sang a glorious song and you sin it?? Blasphemy.

  • Michael Brookman
    Michael Brookman

    has jeremy been getting singing lessons or something? :p

  • Nathan Domke
    Nathan Domke

    Wait so...this famed college girlfriend was fabricated??? D:

  • anik monette
    anik monette

    I like dramatic irony. I think it can add tension and be hilarious at the same time. This movie is kinda funny but damn the schtick with his ex was grating after a moment. I even yelled "You shit for brains the culprit HAS BEEN RIGHT BESIDE YOU THE WHOLE MOVIE! It was way too obvious so how the hell they managed to drag this plot for so long?

  • mrsgaap1
    mrsgaap1

    4:18 thats offensive............................................................................we would kick you with em

  • Whos Ceddy
    Whos Ceddy

    I have waited for this. For so long..

  • REDACTED GAMING
    REDACTED GAMING

    Wait ur feet barely flew off the ground? So ur saying u kinda flew off the ground?

  • Tianyi Zhou
    Tianyi Zhou

    Cinemasins makes movies so much more entertaining than they were meant for 😂🤣

  • Spangled Avenger
    Spangled Avenger

    Surprised there was no sin for the Wilhelm scream

  • Kyle Murray
    Kyle Murray

    Can’t wait for the sequel.

  • MGstaR17
    MGstaR17

    The best movei of 2017! Also, please make Bohemina Rhapsody.

  • me and mine
    me and mine

    Movies like this.. SIN ME DAMN IT

  • Corvin Zinthius
    Corvin Zinthius

    Kinda surprised there wasn't a bonus round for Jackson saying motherf***er

  • John carte
    John carte

    Not to put a damper on your sinning, but eyewitness testimony is extremely and historically unreliable. So you can object to “seesay”

  • MiLaws
    MiLaws

    Salma Hayek is STILL gorgeous.

  • arx754
    arx754

    I'm guessing the stunt double, who did the jump off the building for Jackson said, "Hell, no!" when they asked him if he'd jump handcuffed. Smart guy.

  • bjthedjdutchdude1992
    bjthedjdutchdude1992

    My thought exactly when they confused The Hague with Amsterdam.

  • Yung Stallion
    Yung Stallion

    They predicted the future with the Belarus protests. Freeeedommmmm ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

  • Saruman38
    Saruman38

    2:29. That's the point, you know. Eyewitness testimony doesn't constitute HARD evidence.

  • Daniel Tan
    Daniel Tan

    Father, I pray for the guy who made me so happy as a kid will be found by a man who wants to let him feel his heartbeat when the lights go out. You cannot fly as if you need to run away from running away from you don’t know what for the rest of your eternal life. But you just need to know your friends have wings too.

  • Daniel Tan
    Daniel Tan

    Are you in your urine, because it’s spelled u-are-ine?

  • Immanuel Boley
    Immanuel Boley

    good boys plz

  • ryan harris
    ryan harris

    Lmao even if it was a “police” code 7 that would mean mealtime☠️

  • Hannah Beth Neighbors
    Hannah Beth Neighbors

    How did cinemasins make a video on The Hitman's Bodyguard and it took me nearly a week to notice it?

  • Belmont Hunter
    Belmont Hunter

    I remember loving the crap outta this movie. Was a good guilty pleasure. Jackson just doesn't care how old eh is

  • Eligner
    Eligner

    4:18 I’m still there person who goes HOly ShIt THaTs MY StAtE

  • DAMIAN ELLNOIR
    DAMIAN ELLNOIR

    Propeller hats more like Purposeless hats.

  • Ugly German Truths
    Ugly German Truths

    For some reason the "Die Hard" complaint was the single most fucking hilarious thing in this review! :D

  • Preston Winters
    Preston Winters

    Did they get a new voice actor for cinema sins?

  • Cas The Demon
    Cas The Demon

    One of my favorite movies recently. So good. I laughed almost the whole time.

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