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  • junkyman231
    junkyman231

    Sin for the CinemaSins the watch was Constantin's not Angela's

  • RAVEN 7
    RAVEN 7

    It's a shame he didn't end up with Rachel Weisz at the end 9f the movie Are you sure he's not in hell? Come on man he don't gets to fuck her F.U.C.K

  • Nita Pereira
    Nita Pereira

    Doesn't matter how many John's he's played... he'll always be Neo.

  • bobeczek01
    bobeczek01

    I don't know but I (if ever) would rather think that story goes : Lucifer was an Angel and that race was created by God ages before humanity, when whole earth was only haven. But God wanted to creat more so he split haven in half , created day and night and sky and earth ( ground) . Then decided to make plants and animals. He was happy, but angels ( being Justin the form of spirits) started to be annoyed , because they fought they were perfect , but it seemed God didn't see them as such, and animal world wasn't perfect too. So then he decided to creat a human in his own image but make him from the ground and flesh. Then he was happy. But also decided humans would be only happy when they would have an element of angels inside so hi gave them free will like. When he beloved Adam and Eve some of the angels started to feel better by God so Lucifer came to see the humans "perfection" and tricked them to betraying God. He wanted God to destroy humans but instead God sent him deep under form going behind his back and gave humans another chance.... who wants to do the rest of the story? ;)

  • HorrorJunky 4 Life
    HorrorJunky 4 Life

    Meh. I enjoyed this movie and still hold out hope for a sequel.

  • Navid Mahmoudi
    Navid Mahmoudi

    dude, you're losing touch. most of the sins were lame!

  • Alli M.
    Alli M.

    Surprised u didn’t sin a person named John essentially baptized her.

  • DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon
    DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon

    Also if they wanted to get around the "power of God" thing they should have used Michael not Gabriel as Michael translates into "one who is like God" and Michael is literally God's right hand. It's like they didn't bother researching anything they just wanted some chick to put her foot on Keanu's face.

  • Aziris
    Aziris

    Oh, I missed that about Shia becoming an angel. Man, I need to rewatch this movie.

  • Ape Fistivist
    Ape Fistivist

    Everyone realises that the guys at the beginning were going through the ashes of their church, right? Like, where a religious relic might be stored. The reason it burned is not known and could be a very interesting story on it's own.

  • Edward Xavier
    Edward Xavier

    Wait... there's an end credit scene too!?

  • Gi Ro
    Gi Ro

    Watch extended trailer of Constantine here: uzload.info/fun/p59_ipq3mqdr3Kc/video

  • jAh
    jAh

    Damn. Mnad

  • Dem Lem's
    Dem Lem's

    More insane than the Bible? Bruh, we get it....you are a sjw progressive type so why do you ham fist those comments in that have very little to do with comedy or the movie? I’m not even religious but do you feel like you’re doing your part in some bs woke movement? “Get woke n go broke” is a saying for a reason. Just saying

  • Mr. Paradox
    Mr. Paradox

    Quentin Tarantino's Constantine😂😂😂

  • Lesley Giles
    Lesley Giles

    It wasn't Angela's watch, it was Constantine's!

  • Justin Hackstadt
    Justin Hackstadt

    I literally cry everytime at the end with the devil realizing he's been cheated with the sacrifice. I love this movie.

  • Eduard C****
    Eduard C****

    bruh in many culteres cats and mirrors must be covered or placed outside when the dead person is in the house or is leaving for burrial. so your snarky look at me i know everything remark is kind of meeh.

  • Cole Brandt
    Cole Brandt

    This movie should get remade using john wick minus the Crystal skull reject

  • Christopher Simon
    Christopher Simon

    Love this movie

  • Ace Hall
    Ace Hall

    I really liked both this Constantine movie and the Constantine TV series. I just can't understand why, with such good performances in both, that there was neither a movie sequel nor more seasons of the TV show! It's a DAMNED shame. (get it?! It's a stupid pun...like Jeremy's!)

  • Ace Hall
    Ace Hall

    I have always said that Keanu Reeves was a shit actor, but I have to say that in this movie, he really pulls off this part almost perfectly. It's one of the main reasons why I like this movie so much. I finally got to see that Keanu had the acting chops that other people seem to see in some of his other movies, but I never did.

  • Esteban Gutierrez
    Esteban Gutierrez

    Actually now that you mention it, is Constantine strong enough to defeat Pennywise?

  • Sunprism
    Sunprism

    Half these sins can be answered with: Magic

    • Tzaphkiel conficturus
      Tzaphkiel conficturus

      The other half are "magic exists in this movie about magic."

  • Xxx Xxx
    Xxx Xxx

    Whats wrong?! It doesn't have sequel!

  • John
    John

    Michelle monaghan had more scenes but they were all wiped away, watch the deleted scenes before you sin

  • John
    John

    Well Rachel Weiss was hot in this movie

  • Juan Carlos Padua Valentin
    Juan Carlos Padua Valentin

    Constantine dvd 2005 because the movie is R rating scary horror.

  • Susan Peters
    Susan Peters

    Eww the wild 2006

  • Susan Peters
    Susan Peters

    Eww meet the robinsons

  • Joseph Hodges
    Joseph Hodges

    Should have added 1000 movie sin for having Shia LaDouche in the movie or any movie ever.

  • JNeumy
    JNeumy

    Matt Ryan's Arrowverse Constantine is my favorite

  • TymP321
    TymP321

    You know - until watching this I didn't realize people went with the Jesus metaphor of water into wine. I thought she changed it into blood, given the customer base...

  • Wieder Ganger
    Wieder Ganger

    Sounds like this dude really got the hots for Rachel Weisz. Which actually makes perfect sense, I mean, who wouldn't?

  • CLxJames
    CLxJames

    Your entire analysis of the bathtub scene is completely off. It’s like you didn’t even watch the movie - they are literally trying to stop the Antichrist from crossing over. They needed her to regain her sight so that they could get information. They shouldn’t have wasted time getting her “proper tub attire”. I agree about the comment with the shoes - He told her she had to be completely submerged so it would be easier to start drowning her without he suspecting that he would

  • Christian Syversen
    Christian Syversen

    To think this came out JUST before shit hit the fan and things were “normal”... even a summer movie reference, if only....

  • Anakin SkyWalker
    Anakin SkyWalker

    Keanu Reeves does play characters named "John" a lot. Must be part of his contract or something

  • hapax1337
    hapax1337

    You had me at Bugblatter Beast of Trall. Of course this is the 396th video of your channel I've watched so maybe I have a small addiction starting BUT, to reference THE BOOK is just awesome. Love the channel, still laughing, can't text anymore thank you keep it up. 😏🤓

  • Setekh
    Setekh

    Hahaha! Lucifer being a dick should get a sin off instead of a sin added! That's some amazing dickery. Also, "Quentin Tarantino's Constantine." Kink shaming XD Sin for you, CinemaSins! XD

  • Gaz
    Gaz

    1:33 wait so, there is a confession for sinning and you add another sin? Wow dude, you would make a terrible priest.

  • Caput Mundi Noctis
    Caput Mundi Noctis

    John is a bisexuall, cynic asshole whos rotten to the core and the series is called hellblazer but hellboy youknow.Could be awesome if they dont washed it so clean n shiny #wasted potencial

  • Caput Mundi Noctis
    Caput Mundi Noctis

    u athestic cynic D

  • 85 Studios
    85 Studios

    Aww.. you guys always do this.. I was curious about this movie and wanted to see it, but now after seeing your video on it, I don't want to watch it anymore.. :-(

  • JayPeePee Videos
    JayPeePee Videos

    That usual "Chain Reaction" comment was like some next level reference

  • Max Zurmuhlen
    Max Zurmuhlen

    Seen this movie 10 times, like it a lot. Never knew it had end credits scene lol

  • Gaming Maestro
    Gaming Maestro

    "I think this movie is confessing"😂😂😂

  • Keffi daDon
    Keffi daDon

    This one of my favorite movie all times, I still watch this like twice a month, by choice 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I wish they made a part two🤔

  • Ken Adams
    Ken Adams

    i like him better as a britt. like in the arrowverse... or that show constantine which was great til it went really dumb

  • Aaron Self
    Aaron Self

    The water being a conduit to other places is actually fairly common I'd different mythologies. Druids for example and numerous stories about lakes and pools of water being gateways to other planes. The lady of the lake being the most famous. Though there's plenty of debate over what exactly and where exactly she came from. From her being Mab, to her being Morgan La Faye. To her being the physical embodiment of Gaia herself. In fact, druids used a specific type of tree planted around pools of water to shift between planes. The water was the gateway, and the tree was your "path" to find your way through. There are other examples but I'm not as familiar with those as I am with the Celtic mythologies. So, basically my point is, just because you're ignorant of a very common belief system, does not make it stupid because you don't understand it. I don't understand how satellites work outside of a very vague overview. Doesn't mean they're stupid. Just that I am.

  • Tae All Day
    Tae All Day

    I love this movie. There is nothing wrong with it.

  • Eugene Itchimaru
    Eugene Itchimaru

    Ya, im expecting the Sentence is going to be HELL

  • WolfSpiritDemon
    WolfSpiritDemon

    11:20 Dude, the shots aren’t just similar with some people shifted, it is the exact same shot flipped sideways, legit all the characters are in the exact same arrangement but left to right instead of right to left!!

  • Enakronizum
    Enakronizum

    PLEASE!!!.... Bill and Ted Face the Music, it's imperative to our future!

  • Joy Alexander
    Joy Alexander

    I was today years old when I learned of the post credits scene

  • Mr.Kenos
    Mr.Kenos

    Actually cutting your wrists like that wouldn't hurt that much, I went through a glass one time and it didn't hurt and I got cuts all over my body, I only knew that I was cut when I looked down and I had blood all over me

  • Zyx Frankenstein
    Zyx Frankenstein

    I didn’t even know Chaz came back as an angel, the fuck??

  • curtis m
    curtis m

    Demons are vain and not on our plane. It saw itself in the mirror and its vanity trapped it.

  • curtis m
    curtis m

    I missed this video, and it's my favorite movie. HOW? 😭😂

  • Mahlee Turalles
    Mahlee Turalles

    Also I thought that Angela was submerged in tub which was located in Johns apartment? the next scene when Angela got back from Hell, she said that SOMEONE WAS HERE and the location was changed to where ajohns friend died.

    • Mahlee Turalles
      Mahlee Turalles

      still love the movie tho

  • TheBitchingWitch
    TheBitchingWitch

    As a one shot alternate universe Constantine its a great film. But once you learn about the original John Constantine you realize the original is just better.

  • William Don
    William Don

    Johnny Connecticut, Johnny Santoro hahaha 😂 idk if anyone reading this will know who that is. Steelers and the Ravens

  • chaser 01595
    chaser 01595

    It's 17 minutes though

  • Shiny Heart
    Shiny Heart

    13:33 Apparently. Lol

  • Webber 56789
    Webber 56789

    Do Everything Wrong with Justice League Dark Apokolips War

  • robin grogan
    robin grogan

    Challenge i can get 10 sins for the skip ad button!!!!!

  • Dammn Deejay
    Dammn Deejay

    Gabriel is my absolute favorite in this movie. I dunno why..maybe because she looks weird

  • Halt Deinmaul
    Halt Deinmaul

    I too wondered that if god knew that all this shit was going down on earth than why would he let all this stuff happen in the first place. The only solution I could come up with was giving Constantine the chance to redeem himself while banishing gabriel ... However that just shows what a huge dick god in this movie is willing to sacrifice so many for the sake of this to happen considering all the other options he should have with his allmighty allpowerful fuckery.

  • Cypress City Comics
    Cypress City Comics

    Cinema Sins gets a sin for not reading comics. 😂

  • Manjiri Rane
    Manjiri Rane

    Redditors assemble! Right? Cause Redditors love Keanu Reeves........Pls tell me I am not wrong

  • hbeachley
    hbeachley

    Like 1/2 the sins in this movie wouldn’t be there if the writers/director had ever seriously practiced a Abrahamic religion, or done any research.

  • Tyler Gunderson
    Tyler Gunderson

    Although I am an outspoken keanuist, I really think this film is a bit meh, but I would see a sequel.

  • Lady Onikara
    Lady Onikara

    It's easier to bring Satan's kid to Earth if he has some quest to accomplish. See "Little Nicky" for full details.

  • Juan Carlos Padua Valentin
    Juan Carlos Padua Valentin

    last 15 minutes officers police didn’t se before enough.

  • Juan Carlos Padua Valentin
    Juan Carlos Padua Valentin

    This movie 🍿 cinema no movie no bullying cops police

  • aman sharma
    aman sharma

    come on man there is a sin off for the scene when John gives the finger to Lucifer.

  • Guy Williams
    Guy Williams

    There is no "crazier than the Bible"... ding!

  • Mike Merriott
    Mike Merriott

    I've always thought he would have swallowed at least some glass from smashing those liquor bottles, right?

  • Der Mic
    Der Mic

    But theres no John in The Matrix :D

  • Marcel
    Marcel

    Wait whut? There was an end credits scene? Shame you didn't like this movie, but -10 sins for that jab at the Bible, haha!

  • Pepper
    Pepper

    nice vid

  • fierceANM
    fierceANM

    Still a GREAT movie

  • Alif Al Othi
    Alif Al Othi

    I know entertainment is a thing with Cinema sins but giving a sin every second for jo reason makes it soo awful

  • dimi g
    dimi g

    Viggo played Satan great sin off

  • Amellia Mendel
    Amellia Mendel

    can you do Orlando?

  • Kevin Gomolchak
    Kevin Gomolchak

    "This movie is 50% Rachel Weisz downblouse shots." How can that be a bad thing?

  • Mike Waz
    Mike Waz

    didnt agree with a few Sins, because you completely ignore the fact that John is casting spells in order to make said things happen

  • daniel valdez
    daniel valdez

    Some sins are really stupid, i mean at least attemp to find good ones. The fact they where joined at the church is part of the movie destiny, god has a plan plot.

  • Ada Taropa
    Ada Taropa

    ok, I get it, this is how you get your likes. trashing movies. even good ones

  • Azazel Dreciare
    Azazel Dreciare

    I know you're a stupid asshole, supposed to be one, designed to be one, and i like it but not here, not now. You do not do that to Constantine.

  • Joel Louzy
    Joel Louzy

    I’d of lied to her and told her she had to be totally naked. I would be going to hell after all.

  • Back Atcha
    Back Atcha

    F.Y.I. God gave man the freedom of choice. So, he can not get involved.

  • Sean Lyght
    Sean Lyght

    My name is Cramer... Discount ermac

  • matthew olivier
    matthew olivier

    Did he also add Johnny neumonic?

  • LordWhorfinX2
    LordWhorfinX2

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  • Tylor Bredemann
    Tylor Bredemann

    Do “Speed” next

  • Sasquatch Hadarock
    Sasquatch Hadarock

    Wow I missed the post credits crap wtf

  • Cyril Samia
    Cyril Samia

    I dont get why people say this is a good movie. It explains that all demons and angels conflicts can be solved by human ass-kicking. Also, the exorcism at the end only requires two none-priest shout ''in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit" in italian. Also also, if ur watching this in 05, your always asking yourself "that is the guy from The Matrix right?" I mean put a fake beard or mustache on or something

  • Mike The TV
    Mike The TV

    Where is Constantine 2 damn it!!

  • Christian Mok
    Christian Mok

    Is there like a movie with 0 sins?!

  • Esteban Ramirez
    Esteban Ramirez

    Wait isnt that a piece of the spear of destiny?

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